WELCOME TO QUOTES WORLD: January 2011

Shakespeare Love Quotes

But never doubt I love.

I had rather hear my dog bark
at a crow than a man
swear he loves me.

Love looks not with the eyes,
but with the mind;
And therefore is winged
Cupid painted blind.

Love looks not with eyes,
but with the mind.

They do not love that
do not show their love. The course of true love
never did run smooth. Love is a familiar.

Love is a devil.
There is no evil angel but Love.

Sacred and sweet
was all I saw in her

Good night, good night!
Parting is such sweet sorrow

Facebook Status Quotes

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

Sonia has found love in facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

Dead Quotes-2

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.

To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Thug Life to me is dead.

Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

Knowledge is a polite word for dead but not buried imagination.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Dead Quotes-1

© I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Pleasure

© Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not know. I admire lolling on a lawn by a water-lilied pond to eat white currants and see goldfish: and go to the fair in the evening if I'm good. There is not hope for that --one is sure to get into some mess before evening.

© You are quaffing drink from a hundred fountains: whenever any of these hundred yields less, your pleasure is diminished. But when the sublime fountain gushes from within you, no longer need you steal from the other fountains.

© Physical pleasure is a sensual experience no different from pure seeing or the pure sensation with which a fine fruit fills the tongue; it is a great unending experience, which is given us, a knowing of the world, the fullness and the glory of all knowing. And not our acceptance of it is bad; the bad thing is that most people misuse and squander this experience and apply it as a stimulant at the tired spots of their lives and as distraction instead of a rallying toward exalted moments.

Alcoholic Thought’s

Knowing What I Want

Knowing what i want for myself is so hard to decipher
Finding true love has been a total disaster
Is it brains/beauty or chemistry im after?
Heavens knows its been one stormy relationship after another.

Finding true love has been a total disaster
All of them left me feeling emptier than ever
Worn out,drained from the constant demands
Ill take this heart of mine and wield it like a scepter

Is it brains/beauty or chemistry im after?
Ive tried all three and come up asunder
Im so done with all the constant banter
Now im ready to let go of the matter

Heavens knows its been one stormy relationship after another
So very hard to ponder
Its all in the past now though
Because now im living like a total overcomer.

Sad Quotes:

Love Quotes

© Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough.

HEART BREAK

© It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.

Friends Forever

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.
This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend.
Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather be the one experiencing the pain than to have to watch their friend suffer.
Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy.
Never shall I forget the times I spent with you; continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.

May the sun always shine on your windowpane; May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain; May the hand of a friend always be near you; May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keeping what is worth keeping, and, with the breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
As the rest of the world is walking out the door, your best friend's are the ones walking in.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead

Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Without friends no one would choose to live.
The road to a friend's house is never long
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon.
To the query, ''What is a friend?'' his reply was ''A single soul dwelling in two bodies.''
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are.

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack me. I need not fear my friends because the most they can do is betray me. But I have much to fear from people who are indifferent.
A friend is a present you give to yourself.
He whose hand is clasped in friendship cannot throw mud.
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end, when I come to lay down the reins of power, I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside me.
One who's our friend is fond of us; one who's fond of us isn't necessarily our friend.

The road to a friend's house is never long.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
The trebling of the population in this small and impoverished country, flowing with milk and honey but not with sufficient water, rich in rocks and sand dunes but poor in natural resources and vital raw materials, has been no easy task: Indeed, practical men, with their eyes fixed upon things as they are, regarded it as an empty and insubstantial utopian dream.
He who has not the weakness of friendship has not the strength.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate--and quickly.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.
There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in extremes and opposites, the latter demands equality.
Love Him, and keep Him for thy Friend, who, when all go away, will not forsake thee, nor suffer thee to perish at the last.

Friends, both the imaginary ones you build for yourself out of phrases taken from a living writer, or real ones from college, and relatives, despite all the waste of ceremony and fakery and the fact that out of an hour of conversation you may have only five minutes in which the old entente reappears, are the only real means for foreign ideas to enter your brain.
A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend, before he knows him
For believe me, in this world which is ever slipping from under our feet, it is the prerogative of friendship to grow old with one's friends.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry - Les Miserables
These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller.

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